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Branch by Baggiubns · May 7, 2026
but i didn't care.
I realized my job serving the federalists was a waste of time and against my morals. so I kicked down the door to the warehouse, ran to my nitroglycerin burning classic 3000GT with 700hp and stomped the gas pedal.
After I burned out the parking lot, shouting profanity at my coworkers who had gathered to watch my smoking donuts, I set off for Las Vegas. What no one knew is that I had snuck into the Machine and asked it the most important question of all...what bet should I put on the roulette wheel?